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RE: Oceans 11 To be Remade With All Female Cast
This movie will have a suspenseful story of intrigue showing how a group of 11 highly skilled criminal women backstab and gossip about each other and can't agree on a heist plan or its execution for 180 minutes because they can't come to a consensus. Watch Ocean's 11: The Estrogen Edition Part 2 in 2017 for the conclusion if they decided on a plan and which color the escape cars should have.
10-30-2015 06:03 PM
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Sandra Bullock has been in how many (truly) good movies? I count three at most. Yet she's somehow seen as "critically acclaimed."

She doesn't have the ability to play Danny Ocean. Clooney and Sinatra did.

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10-30-2015 06:17 PM
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An all-female heist....didn't they already do this with much hotter, younger chicks?
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10-30-2015 06:18 PM
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Yep, and it bombed so badly it was forgotten even with hot women and sexual content. Sandra Bullock? Laugh
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This film "Sucker Punch" died on its arse too:

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More people would watch it if they just switched gears and made it into a cheesy porn movie.
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I think the number-crunchers who decide these things might be on to something. Cheaper cast (much cheaper than Pitt, Clooney, etc) plus loads of free publicity for the feminist angle and it could be a modest success.

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I can already hear the excuse - it bombed because men are threatened by strong female characters.
10-30-2015 10:05 PM
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John Mulaney on Ocean's 11 with women.

I tried to embed the video, but it always started from the beginning and the bit starts about 20 minutes into the performance.
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It won't bomb. There are too many betas who dutifully observe chick-flick "date nights."
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RE: Oceans 11 To be Remade With All Female Cast
Can you imagine in the next 10 years where Hollywood redoes all classic movies with an all female case.

Ms Indian Jones
Godmother (Godfather)
The Avengers
Predator
Super woman (I hear a TV series is being made)
Batwoman
Starwars (i hear rumours there a main case is a female Jedi)
Iron woman
Pirates of the Caribbean
Transformers
Sex and the City (gay men)

etc....

I just watched the new South Park episode (S19E06) and how acceptable it is in South Park to be gay has shocked me. It's how Gen. Z is going to be where it seems like Craig and Butters become gay due to social traits even tho they aren't gay. This is the children of the future in the West where we know children/teenager will go with social traits 9/10 of the time. They want to be accepted and if being gay is how to be accepted in the future.... What a mess up world the west is now! It just makes me want to work extra hard so i can head back to the East ASAP!
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Why not remake Taxi Driver, 1984, Blade Runner and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest with an all-girl cast while we're at it?

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I wanna see what happens when they remake Charlie's Angels with three transgendered people. Or three gay men. I wonder how much support it will get then.

Soon they will rewrite the Bible where Jesus was a woman.

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Can't wait for the Godmother trilogy, actually I only care about the first two.
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(11-01-2015 12:00 AM)Sidney Crosby Wrote:  Can't wait for the Godmother trilogy, actually I only care about the first two.

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(10-30-2015 06:18 PM)JohnKreese Wrote:  An all-female heist....didn't they already do this with much hotter, younger chicks?
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(11-01-2015 01:26 AM)MrLemon Wrote:  
(10-30-2015 06:18 PM)JohnKreese Wrote:  An all-female heist....didn't they already do this with much hotter, younger chicks?
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Holy cow, these girls look just like my girlfriends in high school. No really!! Banana

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Well color me shocked: Sandra Bullock's latest shitfest bombed. And for extra fun, so did Bradley "Equal Pay" Cooper's:

"Bullock lobbied Our Brand producer George Clooney to gender swap the lead role of the film because she loved the script so much."

http://deadline.com/2015/10/sandra-bullo...201600750/

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They should just jump the fucking shark already and do an all-female Schindler's List.

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(10-30-2015 02:02 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  Pretty soon, they will recast all male roles, even real historic ones.

Spartaca, the Roman gladiator who led the great female rebellion against the empire:

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Having a 100 pounds woman beating one two or even more 200 pounds military men in a fight is just ridiculous.



Anyway, if you are going to do a fight scene with women this is the way to do it, wearing almost nothing and using pointed sharp objects, that is way better.



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They should make a movie about how Dana Plato went nuts and robbed a laundromat.

Would pay to see that.

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I'm waiting for the remake of historical movies...

Saving Private Ryan
The Patriot
Braveheart (this one makes me laugh, a chick playing William Wallace)

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