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thebananagirl.com

Just when you thought the various symptoms of Borderline Personality Disorder couldn't be presented as a lifestyle choice, here's our self proclaimed "Banana Girl" to prove you wrong.

This website is gold. Basically she thinks people (one assumes manginas and off-the-rails women) should live off nothing but a low-fat, high-carb (her words, not mine) diet of fruit, and that will make them fit, healthy and attractive.

The 'About Me' section is filled with nuggets of literary perfection such as this:

Quote:Ultimately I found the high fruit lifestyle through a lovely girl at a raw picnic, she was on the program, I was freakin’ blown away with the results I began to experience within just a month of being on the program. Digestion became a breeze, skin was clearing up, depression was lifting…From that point on I knew this was it, I’d found IT. The most amazing lifestyle on the Planet, the one we are designed to follow.

Of course, for some serious laughs, you need to delve to the FAQ section:

Quote:The beauty of this lifestyle is that you no longer have to fork out hundreds of dollars to naturopaths, homeopaths, Drs etc for useless supplements. Personally I now save around $300 a month on supplements alone since starting this lifestyle.

Unbeleivable. She thinks that's some kind of normal lifestyle, and not a pathology. Anyone who's ever lived in Brighton has met this type of people.

But the real question, WYB?:

Are those even bananas?

She's already starting to look like a gorilla.

They're called Fruitarians. Steve Jobs was a Fruitarian.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruitarianism

Quote:Fruitarianism involves the practice of following a diet that includes fruits, vegetables, nuts, and seeds, without animal products or grains.[1] Fruitarianism is a subset of dietary veganism.

Fruitarianism may be adopted for different reasons, including ethical, religious, political, medical, environmental, cultural, aesthetic, economic, and health reasons. There are many varieties of the diet. Some people whose diet consists of 75% or more fruit consider themselves fruitarians.[2]

Look at her waist and flat stomach

She's dysfunctional (or maybe just an opportunist) but sadly still better adjusted than the average American woman who guzzles soda and consumes fast food slop until deformed beyond normal human proportions.

WB

I need moar protein then I can get from bananas brah

From the Bananagirl FAQ:

Q. But I LOVE meat and dairy…

A. You love torture, mutilation, rape and slaughter?! Really?

Her site's not loading for me.

I don't get the hate. She looks great. Maybe she is crazy, but I doubt the diet did that to her. If you really want to disprove her, try the diet out and post your results.

I got a banana for her. Co-sign the:

(11-03-2014 08:57 PM)Parlay44 Wrote: [ -> ]They're called Fruitarians. Steve Jobs was a Fruitarian.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruitarianism

Quote:Fruitarianism involves the practice of following a diet that includes fruits, vegetables, nuts, and seeds, without animal products or grains.[1] Fruitarianism is a subset of dietary veganism.

Fruitarianism may be adopted for different reasons, including ethical, religious, political, medical, environmental, cultural, aesthetic, economic, and health reasons. There are many varieties of the diet. Some people whose diet consists of 75% or more fruit consider themselves fruitarians.[2]

Fruits have feelings.

This is a girl for whom being on team appetizers or team appetizers is really irrelevant, because with the exception of a few places which offer a fruit salad appetizer or something cooked like tostones, most places don't offer a fruit appetizer. She would probably refuse to order any appetizer, even if the guy is fully willing to pay for it.

(11-03-2014 11:12 PM)Merenguero Wrote: [ -> ]This is a girl for whom being on team appetizers or team appetizers is really irrelevant, because with the exception of a few places which offer a fruit salad appetizer or something cooked like tostones, most places don't offer a fruit appetizer. She would probably refuse to order any appetizer, even if the guy is fully willing to pay for it.

That means not only but possibly

She seems a typical nutjob vegan-girl.

But WB. She seems fun, when not talking...

WB. I have a feeling she got a untamed bush though.

God...

I can just hear her telling me all about her bullshit philosophy on living life and how "everything happens for a reason" after some dramatic story of some "adversity" she overcame that made her "stronger" and "the woman she is today".

WB... then steal her fruits to complement my CHICKEN BREAST eating

Is there a danger of Type B diabetes from eating so much fruit?

That's too much sugar, It's a fruit.

Never dated a vegetarian girl who wasn't weird.

I would give her all the kumquats she wanted though.

(11-04-2014 02:19 AM)MrXY Wrote: [ -> ]Never dated a vegetarian girl who wasn't weird.

I've never met a vegetarian who isn't weird full stop!

30 "Bananas" huh? Sounds Freudian...

I remember seeing this on CNN

This, with bananas:

The body can most Defintely survive and even thrive on a diet of fruits and their relatives nuts and seeds.

Of course I would bang.

And her vag probably tastes delicious. (You try it first though)